NRA Proposes Sweeping Ban On Movies
FAIRFAX, Va. (The Borowitz Report)—Saying it was “high time to take action against the number one cause of violence in America,” the National Rifle Association issued a statement today urging […]
FAIRFAX, Va. (The Borowitz Report)—Saying it was “high time to take action against the number one cause of violence in America,” the National Rifle Association issued a statement today urging […]
Petraeus Affair – Things That Don’t Need to be Said: Volume VI. In light of the Petraeus scandal, CNN posed the question of why men in positions of power continue […]
By: grapelogic It’s hard to save money, especially when we’re always spending it on cigarettes and other things necessary for happiness. Still, that doesn’t mean the shrewd consumer cant save […]
I am not a big fan of cats. I do not hate them, I just have no interest in them whatsoever. If I visit your house, I do not want […]
By ELIE MYSTAL Photo Cred: Choctawsap Apparently no one can be told what law school is. You have to make the mistake yourself. The ability to learn from other people’s mistakes is a […]
By: Erin Gloria Ryan The first time I heard the voice, I chose to ignore it. Ryan Lochte is kind of a fratty idiot, Erin, the voice said. All the signs are right […]
If you don’t know who Sasha Grey is, that’s because she’s a nobody. In fact, not just “a” nobody, but the nobody. She’s one of those “break-the-mold” porn stars who go into […]