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(The Telegraph_US)

 

Father files suit for $50,000 on behalf of his minor daughter who tripped and hurt herself in Halloween haunted house. Fark: The suit also is claiming damages for loss of money she otherwise should be able to earn if she were “an able-bodied person”

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(MSN)

 

Photoshop this gas container collapse in Copenhagen

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(UPI)

 

Hamburgers in… SPAAAAACE

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(Huffington Post)

 

After Hurricane Sandy, Nestle donates hundreds of Hot Pockets to Newark residents. First water, than fire, now lava – they can’t catch a break

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(BBC)

 

Rich people have thought of the poor as moochers since the Roman Empire

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(The Detroit_News)

 

Want to create a little lunchtime excitement at a police station? Walk in the front door with a hand grenade and announce “Look what I found”

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(AZCentral)

 

Owls continue to attack Seattle park-goers. Rangers search park to find hoo

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(AZCentral)

 

NTSB blaming a 2010 helicopter crash on a 5 year old girl

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(Daily Mail)

 

Not News: Two cute teens fall in love. Fark: They were both born the opposite sex (w/pics)

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(Stuff.co.nz)

 

Crashed tanker spills milk. Onlookers remain stoic

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(WSBTV)

 

Members of Atlanta neighborhood paint over mural that took visiting French artist a month to produce because it had snakes on it and snakes are satanic

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(Carlsbad Current Argus)

 

What do nunchucks, a sunroof, and 65mph have in common?

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(Daily Mail)

 

Do you like snakes?

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(Wired)

 

Teen faces 6 year no-internet probation with 3 year jail term for violation. Never has that click been so risky, or worth it

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(Telegraph)

 

Photoshop this gimme

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(Fark)

 

RESCHEDULED: Fark poker party/March of Dimes Fundraiser in DFW at Big Slick Poker Academy

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(Buzzfeed)

 

Seven places raisins don’t belong. Yes, yes, relax, “cookies” is on the list

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(Daily Mail)

 

Study: One in three women feel depressed after making love

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(Daily Mail)

 

Steven Johnson, 24, broke into a home early Thursday morning and helped himself to an extravagant dinner of steak, clams, shrimp, and crab legs and washed it down with coconut rum and vanilla vodka before escaping with a box of Klondike bars

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(Victoria Times Colonist)

 

17 year-old French girl hides downed Allied airman from the Germans in 1944, hands him over to the Resistance, who take him to a safe zone. 68 years later, man’s son tracks down the French girl to say “thank you”

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(Dinosaur Dracula)

 

Fifteen toys and treasures pulled from the 1992 Sears Wish Book. Merry Christmas in November

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(The Seattle Times2)

 

Maybe just this one time having a HOA would have been a good thing

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(CNN)

 

Misquotin’ Faulkner? That’s a lawsuit

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(Telegraph)

 

Photoshop this thirsty wino

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(Think Progress)

 

First winners of pot legalization? The defendants of 220 misdemeanor drug cases that were just dismissed

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(Sun Sentinel)

 

Man impersonates federal officer attempting to enter Epcot for free, then impersonates Jesus Quintana in his mugshot

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(White House)

 

The Break-Up Begins, Again: We the State of Louisiana petition the Obama Administration to peacefully allow the State to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own Government

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(Huffington Post)

 

Growing up, you always wished you had a real, live Barbie doll. Well she’s alive, although it’s creepier than you think

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(Boing Boing)

 

Bakery bans photography in attempt to prevent their cakes appearing on “that bad cake site”. Good thing nobody ever considers buying the cakes and taking them home

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(Some Lawyer)

 

Illinois Supreme Court will decide whether the rent-a-cop who pulls you over for violating your HOA’s speed limit is guilty of false imprisonment

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(Buzzfeed)

 

Do you bemoan the lack of bourbon at your family’s Thanksgiving table? Here are 23 bourbon-infused desserts that can make holiday time a better time

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(Daily Mail)

 

Chinese couple, age 15 and 13 marry in 1924, finally get to pose for a wedding photo 88 years later

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(The New York Times)

 

Your wife is having an affair with the head of the CIA. Do you C) spill the beans in a NY Times advice column? (Scroll to second letter)

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(NBC News)

 

Unusually large still explosion causes a magnitude-4.3 earthquake in eastern Kentucky

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(Toronto Star)

 

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(Sun News Network)

 

We all knew it was just a matter of time before PETA attacked eating turkey on Thanksgiving

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(PetaPixel)

 

Breakfast cereals photographed as fish, flowers, and landscapes, otherwise known as ‘cerealism’

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(Wikipedia)

 

Happy 237th birthday, Devil Dogs

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(Gizmodo)

 

Silicon Valley CEO cashes in his stock options, moves to a remote Belizean compound and surrounds himself with teenage prostitutes and guns. Spends his days looking at porn sites and posting trollish comments online. So, what’s his Fark handle?

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(Washington Examiner)

 

As befits their exalted status, a TSA baglooter/groper gets a larger annual uniform allowance than a US Marine lieutenant gets…for a lifetime. I feel safer already, knowing that I’ll be felt up by somebody who looks sharp

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(NYPost)

 

Ho-Hos, Oh No: Union workers at Hostess Brands’ plant in Lenexa, Kan., walked off the job yesterday, kicking off a potentially crippling strike that could force the company to liquidate

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(Some Unshaven Guy)

 

Expect the fur to fly in Las Vegas this weekend at the 2012 Natonal Beard and Mustache Championships

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(Mother Nature Network)

 

The ocean just got a little more dangerous now that meat-eating sea sponges have been discovered

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(AsiaOne)

 

If your province is world-famous for its traditional ancestral dance that honors the time when ghosts followed an incarnation of Buddha out of a forest, don’t ruin the festival by advertising it with a video of the dancers doing ‘Gangnam Style’

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(Mother Nature Network)

 

Five amazingly tasty vegetarian Thanksgiving options. This is what you get for not electing Mitt Romney

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(Gainesville Sun)

 

Florida man breaks the cardinal rule by hiding his illegal gator hides at the same place he grows his marijuana (Bonus: Beard-o-rific mugshot)

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(Daily Mail)

 

Smoking Hot call girl in the running to win World Press Photo contest

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(UPI)

 

No class: Betting your son’s psychologist a dollar you can play with her ‘boobs’ without touching them. No brain: Actually fondling her and then handing her a dollar bill. No clue: Telling the police you thought it was humorous at the time

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(MSN)

 

Photoshop this stretching soldier

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(Mother Nature Network)

 

Five signs you’re headed for a holiday breakdown. The good news is none of them can’t be cured with a little eggnog and mistletoe

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(Telegraph)

 

There is a woman currently living in Chernobyl’s toxic wasteland happily munching on a fist-sized hunk of raw pig fat. “Today I command the parade”

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(Courier Mail)

 

After a lottery winner came forward to accept her $28 million jackpot, the internet community wished her well. Just kidding. “I hope it brings misery”

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(The New York Times)

 

Turns out no one knows why Manhattan’s tunnels have not been protected from easily predicted waves. And it seems protection from floods is pretty easy too, and many other cities have done so

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(RamblingBeachCat.com)

 

Student angers substitute teacher, finds out what happens when you bring a calculator to a knife fight

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(Daily Mail)

 

Gingers are friendly and adorable, whites are seen as aloof and distant, tabbies are intolerant and black cats are unlucky and mysterious. Perhaps, but on FARK all colors and breeds are welcome on Caturday

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(Huffington Post)

 

We’re about to reach Peak Coffee

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(The Sun)

 

Thirty-six-year-old redheaded hottie helps raise cash for charity by not shaving for a month (w/pics)

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(My Fox Detroit)

 

Daddy’s little girl had never heard of porn until the principal explained what her slutty Halloween costume meant

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(The New York Times)

 

A hurricane just hit your city, and one of the staff at your deli is laid up at home in his 24th floor apartment in desperate need of some lox. Sliced thin. You need somebody to schlep up those 24 floors. Luckily for you, there’s a Sherpa handy

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(Kansas City)

 

Not to make you hungry stoners any more paranoid than necessary, but the next pizza delivery dude who comes to your house might really be an undercover cop

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(NYPost)

 

Old & busted: Odd even gas rationing in NJ after Hurricane Sandy. New riot inducing hotness: Odd even liquor rationing just before Thanksgiving

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(Daily Record (UK))

 

Glasgow: bar owner reported to the police for sexism because of an “ugliest woman” contest. Fark: contest only for men dressed as women

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(Metro)

 

Veteran long-jumper Truffles the guinea pig shows the world that he’s still got it in him with a leap of 18.9 inches to get him in the record books

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(Chicago Trib)

 

Mailman appreciates lifelike Halloween decoration on one of his stops, but ten days after Halloween was over started to question why it smelled and was attracting flies

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(Metro)

 

Toilet-themed park in South Korea is flush with success

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